Join The Reg in Sydney for a FAST Christmas

We've planned a festive fling to get your head spinning


Christmas is hurtling towards us and in Sydney, Australia, that often means a cruise on the city's spectacular harbour to take in various liquid delights and the stellar views.

This festive season The Reg has teamed with hyperconverged server vendor SimpliVity for a high-speed, high-octane Christmas blast.

We'll weigh anchor at 4:00 PM on Thursday, November, 26th at the Searock Cafe in Circular Quay and then board an OzJet speedboat for 30 minutes of high-speed action on the harbour. Afterwards, please join us and SimpliVity for some drinks and a look at the company's products. The plan is to enjoy ourselves as the sun dips below the horizon.

You'll leave with a full belly, a USB stick full of photos from the ride and a mind stimulated by a SimpliVity's clever approach to servers, storage, virtualisation and all the tools that reside below the hypervisor.

Places are limited, reserve yours now by completing this form. See you on the water!®


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